vinism

If you learn any one lesson from DGF (Degenerate Gambling Friend) Poker Grub, it's look down at the casino seat before you actually sit on it. Why? Because it might be filled with urine. And Poker Grub has accomplished this feat twice. In classic Grubby fashion, he briefly toyed with the idea of finishing out his club card before deciding to get up, clean himself off in the restroom and head home for a shower and change of clothes. And as hilarious as this is, it's not my favorite Poker Grub casino moment. We were sitting together at a Mandalay Bay blackjack table, sipping cokes and winning moderate amounts of money. Then Poker Grub loses a series of bad hands just as his coke runs out. A cocktail waitress stops buy to refresh our drinks and Grubby asks what the most expensive drink he can order. Waitress ponders the question for moment, and answers "Red Bull and Vodka." Grubby says "give me one of those and keep them coming." He then turns to me and says if "I'm going to lose, I want to cause the casino some pain too." Classic Grubby.